I refused Vicodin for the pain.
This being Boulder,
my doctor suggested cannabis cream or Calamine lotion
and agreed that
maybe a little wine would be okay.
Shaken not stirred,
I am the big pink drunk.
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look
of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically
dogs think humans are nuts."
- John Steinbeck