excuses

WAIT!

Please don't throw me out of your Rolodex!

I'm still here!

I know it's presumptuous of me,

but I really think cranking out stuff

for the sake of occupying my place in the blogosphere

is counter-intuitive.

It's just that lately life happens faster than art does.

That's the bald-faced truth of it.

I know... most of my teachers didn't swallow that one either.

Good thing, cuz it's a black-hearted lie.

What really happened is...

I got an iPhone 4, and it swallowed me whole.

Hook, line and sinker.

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Uh-oh, a large red ERROR has taken over this post.

Its footnote warns,

"Could not contact Blogger."

I suppose I should be grateful.