all I want for Christmas...

All I want is for some (any) Christmas elf to tell me how to blog. Specifically, how to post pictures and/or any other media. And actually a lot of other stuff, too. Like, what's a link and why? Kudos to Blogger for making this as user-friendly as it is, but I'm not a friendly user, so nothing is obvious to me. I have sweat, bled and cried, all to no avail. I've managed to make this blog LOOK like someone here knows what they're doing, but I have no one to ask for advice. I doubt that anyone actually reads this, but if you do and you are out there reading this, Santa, please send help. Any help. Hell, if nothing else, just tell me where to go to get help. Otherwise, I'm going back to the studio to make great paintings that none of you will ever see. Also known as, shooting myself in the foot.