balls

That old man was agitating me.

Change the channel.

Figure this one out.

Same ball.

Same table.

Same camera.

new toy

Uh oh.

Blogger's been fooling around with the equipment,

and everything's changed with the setup.

Have you noticed, or is it just me?

Coincidentally, I've also gotten a new iPhone art app. 

It's called DrawCast and seems to be

 smarter than either me or the dogs.

As it should be with any medium worth doing,

 I doubt that we'll ever achieve mastery.

Here's our very first stab at it.

And then...

bugs

There's a bug in the blogosphere today. My blog has the dry heaves and double vision. And, like a bad child, it feverishly threw me out of its room. After 30 minutes of wheedling, cajoling, begging, then outright threatening, it still would not OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR RIGHT THIS MINUTE (no, I am not yelling, you little twit). So I called Google and tattled on it. I was told, no problem lady; just change your password.

You people have got to be kidding! I can't remember my own full name half the time, and you want me to CHANGE MY PASSWORD?!?!? Not to mention, I have a cast on clear up to my right armpit and have to type with my left index finger!!! Don't you understand that my left hand is connected to my right brain, where pretty pictures are stacked to the attic but there are NO English words, only Czechoslovakian ones, words that are all spelled with only c's and z's and v's??! Oh sure, I can make up a new password, but I couldn't remember it any more than you, in spite of all of your almighty gigabytes of Googleness, could.  

Would you say this to me even if you knew I'm an invalid??? Ha! I just bet you would, you behemoth breeder of bugs! Well, as that patron saint of everyman, Johnny Carson, would say...

"Cut off your Slauson!"